carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina
THE CRYSTAL SKULL
The Crystal Skull was found in an ancient Mayan temple in Lubaatun, British Honduras (now Belize) in 1927. It quickly became known as “the skull of doom” and it was linked to numerous deaths of those who were associated with its discovery.
The mystery about this…
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."