YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

(via house-lannister-bro)

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular, via hockey-princess)

disheartens:

my goal in life is to have a salary higher than my monthly calorie intake 

(via hockey-princess)

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

(via hockey-princess)

adrians:

a group of 8 kids just left mcdonalds and one left their super mario happy meal toy so I went over and took it and 20 seconds later they all come back in with their mum looking for the toy. And I’m sat here with it hid under my shirt and everyone around me knows I’ve got it but it’s too late to go back now I waited too long to say I had it oh god kill me I’m sweating this is so tense

(via clarkethesharkmacarthur)

castielcampbell:

kurloz-in-a-box:

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

Just to point this out

he looks really sad about the no football one

(via clarkethesharkmacarthur)

veganmovement2012:

"Because the heart beats under a covering of hair, of fur, feathers or wings, it is, for that reason, to be of no account? " - Jean Paul Richter

(via girlunderthebelljar)

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ tony ward f/w 2014-15

(via usaisdoordie)

Sleep. Who needs that?